This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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