Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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