summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Actions speak louder than pants.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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