I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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