I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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