When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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