He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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