Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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