he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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