Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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