This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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