you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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