So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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