You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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