never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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