i was rollin on her like bob the builder
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
sex in a hospital.. check
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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