Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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