ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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