That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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