He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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