is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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