i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I cockslap morals
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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