is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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