Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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