he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
i think im in europe. pls send help
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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