I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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