Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.