these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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