Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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