i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
