Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
