what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think my fart just growled at me.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
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We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm both gender and math confused
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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