GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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