yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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