Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
There's always time for handjobs
It's official drugs can't kill me
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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