Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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