lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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