For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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