if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
