You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Of course I have a pirate flag
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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