There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
