i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Randomize
