I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
