Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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