this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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