what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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