Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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