Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
