quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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