As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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