if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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