I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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