I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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