weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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