Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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