I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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