Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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