He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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